From Creative Loathing (artsy paper here)...the Blotter page: All items in The Blotter are taken from actual police reports and are public record.
"Police responded to a suicide threat at an apartment on Northside Circle. The caller, a 47-year-old woman, was drunk. She said she didn't want to hurt herself, but she was fed up with George W. Bush and that he lied to her and she did not want to be here anymore.
An officer asked, "Does that mean you want to hurt yourself?" The woman said police didn't need to know that. The woman also said she'd had 13 beers that day. Police took the woman to Grady Memorial Hospital's psychiatric floor.
Okay...so it's not a funny story but the bolded text cracked me up.