Saddam Hussein to the Iraqi court
"This is all a theater," Saddam said with a half-smile. "The real criminal is Bush."
"I'm surprised you're charging me with that as an Iraqi, when everyone knows that Kuwait is part of Iraq."
Judge: "Do not use that language in this court. Will you now sign this document listing your rights?"
You know...these guys, Bush, Rumsfield, Saddam - put Hollywood to shame...I mean no one could make up stuff this good. Unbelievable. Here is the transcript (it's really short.